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Internet that doesn't take itself too seriously.

THE SPEED DOES.

Uncapped fibre. Straightforward pricing. Real humans when you need help.

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Our most popular
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Pick your speed.
We'll do the nerdy stuff.

Clean pricing. No mystery maths. No tiny-print gymnastics.

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50 / 25 Mbps
For scrolling, streaming and pretending you're working.
R289 p/m
  • Uncapped & unshaped
  • Month-to-month
  • Real local support
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100 / 100 Mbps
The household peacekeeper.
R499 p/m
  • Uncapped & unshaped
  • Month-to-month
  • Real local support
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500 / 250 Mbps
Completely unnecessary. We approve.
R929 p/m
  • Uncapped & unshaped
  • Month-to-month
  • Real local support
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⌁FREE TO USE ROUTEROn selected packages
∞UNCAPPED & UNSHAPEDNo data limits. Ever.
♡MONTH-TO-MONTHStay because it's good.
↻BRING YOUR EXISTING LINESwitching is easy.
☏LOCAL SUPPORTReal humans. Right here.
NO SPEED-SPEAK

How much internet do you actually need?

We translate Mbps into normal-human language.

50

Easy everyday internet

Streaming, social media, browsing and smaller households.

Good for: 1–3 people
100

The sweet spot

Work calls, streaming, gaming and several devices at once.

Good for: most homes
500+

Because you can

Big households, creators, serious downloads and zero patience.

Good for: power users
WHEN THE INTERNET HAS A MOMENT

Help without the hold-music marathon.

Setup guides, network notices and actual humans when you need them.

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THE USEFUL STUFF

Questions people actually ask.

Yes. Package details are shown clearly before you order, without hiding the useful bits.
In many cases, yes. Check coverage and contact us with your address and current network details so we can guide you.
Yes. We provide setup guidance and support for getting your connection and Wi-Fi working properly.